Greatest Computer Programmer
Once God held a meeting to see who is the greatest computer programmer.
The contestants were Jesus and Satan. God snapped His fingers and a Giant Flat Screen PC appeared. Jesus and Satan had thier own PC`s. The two were given 30 minutes to create a program and will be judged by God Himself. The two furiosly typed and filled ther screen with information and data protocols. After 25 minutes, the power generator shutted-down, but was restored immediately.
After 5 minutes, God spoke and told them, “Time`s up!! Show us your programs, please”. Satan stood and spoke loudly, “I have lost all the information and data I have created since the generator shutted-down! Now, what i have to show you is a piece of incomplete program”. “How about You Jesus?” ,God asked. Then Jesus pressed a key, on the big screen appeared images of the Heaven and angels singing gloriously, rejoicing. Satan mocked. “Why? we both were given plenty of time, but why!? all I had done is a piece of program, incomplete indeed to perform such work, but Jesus…” then God replied smiling…
“JESUS SAVES!!”